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The Apple Pie Order Law

The Apple Pie Order Law states that all workers and factories must be monitored to ensure that the area is following the specified regulations of sanitation. In order for a factory to be classified as sanitary all workers must wear gloves, hands and feet must be washed before and after handling meat, appropriate clothing must be worn, floors must be washed at least twice a day, and all equipment must be cleaned prior to use. This will be enforced by monthly examinations by a certified health inspector. If these requirements are not met in a three week span after the examination, the factory will be put into the governments hands.

Dear Fellow Congressmen, It has come to our attention that the workers of Packingtown have been sticking their feet into your meat. In order to prevent this atrocious act, The Apple Pie Order Law must be passed. The conditions in which the factory workers are in are unacceptable and unhygienic. Due to these unacceptable acts, there are many unsanitary items and actions going into the food you consume. By signing The Apple Pie Order Law you are ensuring better working conditions for all workers as well as ensuring the cleanliness of your food. Sincerely, The Apple Pie Order Crew.

Apple Pie Order is a synonym for clean; [|PROOF.] Killian Gilvary, Cathleen Bonge, Moira Dolan.