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Welcome to the Jungle: The Meat-Man's Bill of Rights

What the Problem is:

Working within a meat factory, the average man in faced with sub-human working conditions. The temperatures can drop down to 20 below zero, which is so cold, that appendages have been known to break off. The men are also payed in checks rather than coins, which makes it very hard to utilise that money wisely. This will not do.

Goals of the Law:

This law will force the factories to heat the working conditions on the men, without a wage decrease. It will also force them pay the workers in coin as opposed to inconvenient checks.

Why you should pass this law: The workers that help this country run have endured intolerable working conditions for far too long. By improving these conditions, the efficiency work done by these men and women will undoubtedly improve. Being in a position to change this issue, it's irresponsible to stand by and allow it to continue. We would like to acknowledge the fact that the payment given to the employees is unfair. They don't even need a raise for benefit, just a change of payment, which is an easy solution.

-Delluvatron 3000, Churilla Gorilla, William Williams